FAQ:
Do I need to dress formal?
– Nah. We will be looking fly but it’s a party at a brewery. Dress how you want!
Why can’t I come to the Ceremony?
– Because that’s how we wanted to do it.
Why is this website weird?
– I made it with an AI copilot and didn’t feel like getting to know it very deeply.
Do you have a registry?
– Ehhhh not really. You can venmo us or gift money or bring coffee & cookies but we don’t need more stuff. Money is cool, friendship is better.
Newt + Cake 2026 